1 De back of ya remote got scotch tape.
2 Ya know bout pluggin' out ya TV to turn it off
3 Ya know bout rain water fo drink
4 Shopping bags from de grocery store is also garbage bags
5 Uncle George and Aunty Pam and half de other people ya call uncle and aunt are not really related to you
6 Space in de living room is unacceptable and must be occupied by something you don't actually need
7 you know what a plate clat and floor clat is
8 You recycle oil
9 It's cool to have fairy lights all year long
10 Bun bun is food
11 A ole bicycle tire is a toy
12 De dishwasher is also known as ur lil sister or lil brother
13 Powder milk and sugar is a snack
14 Your Grandma call a wife beater a singlit
15 Jumping up and down could give you narra
16 A mistress is known as a "sweetwoman
17 A blackout is normal
18 Bugs are bugs; a ca-ca-roach is something totally different
19 Ghosts are known as Jumbies and Bacoos
20 All footwear is known as boots
21 You get a cold, you drink bush tea
22 All barrels from farrin includes Cadbury chocolate...with almond
23 You know bout brushin ya teeth with salt and water
24 You straighten ya hair, not perm it
25 A frog is called a Cropo; and throwin' salt pun it back will kill it
26 Christmas means pepperpot and sorrel, not eggnog
27 A bottle is called a "bokle" and it's cap is a "cark" and they come in cases, not six packs
28 Soda, juice and anything other than water is "drink (HAHA yeahh llol)
29 Dog food is always leftovers
30 Deodorant is roll-on
31 You've used your towel as a shower curtain at least once in your life
32 Straws, plastic spoons and forks can all be converted into a toothpick
33 Gossip is ah "seh seh."
34 You call your alcoholic uncle ah "Sa-gi-wang."
35 "Bamba laytee bam bam" means ur in trouble.
36 Your ten year old is a bottle of rum
37 You go to college, your family feel you know everyting
38 Crush up news papers was once a substitute for toilet paper
39 Having a dog or cat on the bed, or anywhere in the house for that matter, is NOT normal to you
40 You have home clothes, church clothes, sleeping clothes, wuk clothes and "good" clothes
41 Your childhood games were "Gam," "Hap Scatch," "Dog and de bone" and "Catcha!" Ya hood had "Chinee" restaurants
42 You've heard "Don't tek ya eye and pass me!" at least once in your life
43 You reply with "Me and you eye neva went fo a race!"
44 Ya know bout throwin' a bucket ah water in de toilet bowl to flush it
45 You have at least one family member that'll tell you "I know u since ya small suh!"
46 Nicknames are based on physical attributes. eg: Blackie, Tall man, Smiley and fine gurl.
47 Gum is chico
48 Ya hear de name Old Sharma" and you automatically start laughin'
49 Ya know what it is to collect Prags
50 Beginning a question with "When last" is normal to you
51 New Years Eve is "Old Years Night."
52 Your vocabulary contains words like"Pattacake," "Pokey" and "Banna"!
53 You know what IS "Schupidy"

..anyways..what..i..would..like..for..chirstmas..is..a..girl..with..ass..like..that..and..she..must..cook..me..some..pepperpot..but..if..i'm..not..on..the..good..list.=.maybe..couple..beers..would..be..nice..so..scottie..get..the..beers..and..put..it..to..chill..see..yahh..during..the..holidays.